Vagina & Penis POWER... Can we discuss?

Ok, I need you to sit down and brace yourself. I'd never heard of this woman before, but since she has a religious based public access show in Atlanta, I guess I never would have, but once I stumbled upon her, I just HAD to share her with you (felt it was my personal duty).... Her name is Alexyss Tylor and her show is apparantly based on the power of the almighty Va-Jay-Jay! We all know that 'pussy' rules the world, but I've never heard of anyone basing a show on that exact concept, much less a religious show... Have you?

Are you sitting down? Ok, this is a clip from one of her shows where she's talking about a man's penis power and how they can 'screw you into submission' with it and 'reduce you into a cum freak'. It's long (approx 10mins), but oh so worth every moment of video...

Now, as you're watching, don't laugh too loud so you don't miss the gems she is imparting, like:

"The man that's living to ejaculate is in predator mode."
Be afraid ladies... Be VERY afraid...

"A man takes advantage of a woman that's lonely laying in bed at night playing with her toys.... her vagina is cold"
OMG, I guess that means I shouldn't put that vagina ice pack on anymore. I don't want to have a COLD vagina... LMAO.

"Some women may have more than one G-spot, so some women that are hooked on cumming"
I guess this will be discussed on the next HBO addiction documentary special. I know I'll be tuning in... (I know I'm a fool, you don't have to tell me).

"They have taken the same concept of the rabbit jumping from here to there to the design of it (It is the jack rabbit vibrator as they called it) and it jumps all over the clitoris and make the make the woman have an incredible orgasm"
Is the toy called the Rabbit or the Jack Rabbit??? Hmmmmm

"Some men have so much heat and intensity in their penis that you can feel it radiating through their clothes. Just to touch the penis, feels like it's on fire"
Wow, is that right??? On FIRE you say Alexis? Now I just want to go out and buy some heat seeking glasses and find all of these men.. Or should I just look for the ones with smoke coming off their clothes... HAAAAAAAA!!!

"He's offering you a side of penis and has no respect for you..... This man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silvers and that plate aint nothin' but $2.99, but he can give you a mouth full of sperm; a rectum full of sperm and he won't even give you no light bread."
Ok REALLY, TMI... I'm going to need her to stop speaking from personal experience. She actually gave the price of the shrimp meal at Long John Silvers. And what the hell is 'light' bread??? There they go with that gully speak again... BLESS HER HEART!!!!

"Remember, don't let every man hit the bottom of your vagina; the root of your vagina."
Is that in the bible somewhere??? I'm going to need a scripture and verse.. lol

"And now her mind, she insane, her mind ain't good because the penis done and ejaculated in her brain."
That don't even sound attractive - Said in my best Katt Williams voice!

I could go on for days, but I'll let you watch it for yourself. Tell me what you think the funniest part was, ok. Keep an eye out for the end when Alexis ends the show with her maniacle laugh and starts flexing her vaginal power by dancing in her seat while her guest stares into the distance, obviously traumatized and scared.

BTW - Did Alexis ask her guest if she was going out at the end when the mics were being turned down or is it just me that hears that? I bet they went to the male review after this show to do some 'Penis Power' research for church.. HAAAAAAAAAA.. Again, I know I'm a fool!

And now I present, Alexyss Tylor......


PS - Damn penis... I just felt like that had to be said.. lol

Gotta keep ourselves PRAYED up.. HA